We were at my mother in law's house for supper one time and Charter was picking away at his salad, moving it around on his plate with his fork, with a dissatisfied look on his face. Finally Neil burst out, "Charter! Just eat your salad! Look, i ate my salad!"
"Yeah, Dad, but that's 'cause YOU like it."
Retorts Neil, "No i don't, it's disgusting, but i still ate it."
Nicely played, Neil, nicely played.