Getting supper on the table at our house can be rather chaotic at times. Cairo, can you get cups? Sloanie, put that salad on the table - Charter, did you get the water?
As we were all trying to get our evening meal ready, i turned to Mollen, "Molls, i need you to get forks for everyone."
She looked at me, thinking, with one finger on her chin before responding, "Sorry, Pupcake, no can do."
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Charter, as he's peeling potatoes for supper, "When i grow up, i'm totally gonna be a cop."
Me - (i've only heard this 3000 times since he was 4) Mmmmhmmmm...
Charter - But then i'll probably get fired.
Me - (This is new)... What? Why?
Charter - i'm not a very good listener. When i get fired, i'll drive a golf cart.
Neil - At least he knows his weaknesses.
*sigh*
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Mollen - Momma, is it my turn on the computer?
Me - Nope.
Mollen - How would you like it if i punch you in the throat?
Me thinks Mollen has been hanging around her dad too much. He thinks this story is hilarious.
i didn't want to post it, but i did at his insistance.
S.o. n.a.u.g.h.t.y.....
11 comments:
HA! Your house is hilarious!
Love it!!
Oh, have a fun holiday!
Here is another "kid's" perspective....
Alisdair wrote a card for his teacher last night (we have to go pick up his report card this morning).... He wrote this message all by himself:
To: Miss Johnson
Thanks for everything you have taught me. Even though I thought some of it was a wee bit boring. Still we had fun at some points.
Sincerely,
Alisdair Andrew Ramsay-Mackenzie
... I didn't know if we should give it to her or not, but how could I argue with that!!
Saskatchewan Cousin.
K- I'm with Neil- that's funny!
Carlee
Another one with Neil, VERY funny!! Mollen and Madison are so alike!
I'll have to remember that line - thanks Mollen!
LOL!
(sorry, having mental problems this morning and keep deleting my own comment... Here is what i deleted TWICE!) "I love when you post quotes. Mollen makes me laugh. God bless her punchy little threatening fist. Thanks p."
I'm with Neil - I think that comment was great. I'm glad you posted
mollen is so BAD. she cracks me up. my favorite is the pupcake one. i laughed so hard!
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